Tuesday, May 13, 2014

5KCBWDAY2: In Which A Design Attempts a Dating Profile

Intro: Beautiful, blingy necklaces looking for Mr. Right in (hopefully) all the right places.

Me: Long and short, crochet, colorful. Irregular and irreverent, yet willing to hang onto your every word (and potentially your neck). I have a spine of steel, the bling of silver-lined beads, amazing memory, and a mind of my own. I pay homage to the past but am ready, willing, and able to forge my own future.

My Interests: Looking good and being stylish, ready to attend a great conversation-filled dinner party on a moment's notice (and if it's in a foreign destination all the better - I can be part of a small overnight bag, like, pronto). I'll drink a good cosmo in Manhattan, a gin and tonic in London or wine pretty much anywhere in France, yet you'll never need to carry me home. I yearn to shine bright alongside you, never a step in front or behind.

You: Must love travel, the outdoors (both city and country) good design, art, conversation, music and animals (preferably the kind that will provide me with yarn). Those who expect me to knit them socks please do not respond. Please be thoughtful, funny and open to new possibilities (or at least a new-to-you cuisine).

Outtro: It's taken me a little bit to get here, but I'm comfortable with who I am. You be too ... and let's live a long, beautiful, blingy, game-free (but always fun and never boring!) life together. 


  1. You are very pretty ! Totally love your color and beads !

  2. You're beautiful, but far too classy for the likes of me.

  3. I don't think you'll have ANY trouble finding a date. Gorgeous!

  4. Alas, my own crochet never looks quite this artful. Lovely work.